Do you know any jokes in English? Here´s a small selection of them. Check how much you can understand by answering a few questions. Have fun !!
1. A man is talking to God.
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”
Question: How long would the man wait for a penny?
2. A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, “Is that the sun or the moon?”
The other drunk man answers, “I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.”
Question: What does “I´m a stranger here myself” mean?
3. Big Trouble
A: I’m in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don’t have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can’t afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don’t have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don’t have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don’t have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?! Question: What is the mouse doing at A´s house?
4. The first 3 years of marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. / In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. / In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Question: Why do neighbors listen to a couples´s conversation in their third year of marriage?
Que tal aprender algumas frases neste contexto?
Everybody enjoys a good laugh. / Todo mundo gosta de uma boa risada-de uma boa gargalhada.
I don´t get it. / Não entendi.
That´s pretty silly. / Essa é muito bobinha.
He always has a funny joke on the tip of his tongue. / Ele sempre tem uma piada na ponta da língua. You crack me up! / Você me mata de rir!
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